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The Fabulous Sturgeons
We were a three piece, but like all the best bands (Musical Youth, UB40, Dexy's Midnight Runners etc.) we have grown.
As our numbers swell the pride of British Rock swells proportionally, for we are the personification of our nation's proud musical tradition!
From our stable has bolted the likes of Led Zeppelin (whom we make look average), Deep Purple (Ritchie Who?), Black Sabbath (Let's face it they were shit), and Def Leppard.
Unlike those other bands, we will never sell out. We hide our light under a bushel for fear of blinding the innocent with our disproportionate talent.
All hear and tremble before our wrath! For we shall visit up on thee a limitless fury. And the name of that fury shall be...
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The Sturgeons are..
Mick
On Guitar, Ted Dancer and Ghee Debbier. Not to mention pole climbing punster to the Stars.
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Matt
On Drums, single handed (cos the other is usually in his pocket) snapper of whippers to the King.
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Rick
On Guitar, outrageous geek, and pedantic prima-donna to the Kalif.
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Neil
On Bass, Notorious Subbuteo and Darts cheat. Also utilitarian gadget inventor to the Sultan.
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Tris
On Vocals, Kicker of parscals and Johnny come lately chav hat wearer to the Pontif.
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Some Photos
This is my marshal JMP 50 Watt Master Lead 2.
Its tone deserves better than my meagre talent. This is one of the best amplifiers ever made by human hands.
It befell an accident in the boot of my car once, and the 'hall' fell off.
But I kind of like it like this.
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Hey Kids, Rock and Shoal
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