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 Could a Badger have it or not?

Badgers are really hard!
No, I mean REALLY hard.. Think of something dead hard, and then forget about it, because a Badger is harder than that... I mean really... really hard!
The humble British Badger is rock, but there exists a badger sooooo hard, that it is considered by everyone important to be the hardest animal ever.
That Badger is The African Honey Badger

I hear what you're saying... You're saying 'hang on, a fecking Badger couldn't have a T-Rex'.. And of course, you'd be right. But now imagine that the T-Rex were the size of a badger.. Hmmmm? Hmmmm? Do you see where I'm coming from?

'But Richard you numpton, a great white could easy have a poxy badger'.... No you fools... Imagine that the shark were the size of a badger: Now lets fight in the water... The Badger would get a good number of nips in, it might even win! And then on land? You dig?

The Great Badger debate is set to eclipse all questions that philosophers have hithertoo grappled with:
Is there a God, Why are we here, Could a Harley ever really be cool (even if say, it used to belong to Sean Bean or Jamie Whitham?)
That question is 'Could a Honey Badger Have it Or Not?'

Now I know that you people are in need of regulation, so here are the rules:
  • Weight for weight, scale the Badger up or down to the size of your animal.
  • No Chemical Weapons (poison, that sort of shit)
  • No Insects (you just couldn't scale a Yellow Crazy Ant up properly, it's a simple failing in the exoskeletal design, don't be a fool!)
  • The fight between our badger and your animal must be one that you would pay to watch on Sky TV
  • Only natural weapons (a monkey with a ray gun is right out ok!)
  • No imaginary creatures such as dinosaurs (which are obviously made up, and were buried by his noodly appendage simply to confound us) or minotaurs.
Just before we begin...
In the process of killing a cobra, this honey badger was bitten and spent many hours prostrate under the desert sun having pain spasms.. Then it struggled to it's feet and finished it's meal, from the head down..

Really, really, really, really, really hard!

I mean.. Really.. Really hard!

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